"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin) 08/05/2020 at 09:35 • Filed to: None

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E90M3 > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 09:42

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pickup? who needs one of those 

user314 > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 09:42

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You have to wonder who dresses these people, since they obviously aren’t smart enough to do it themselves. 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 09:43

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ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 08/05/2020 at 09:47

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Thats one way to get a Carolina squat

facw > user314 08/05/2020 at 09:56

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You are of course making the assumption that he’s dressed...

Tekamul > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 09:56

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FOR SALE

2008 Silverado

124,376 miles, great shape. Never smoked in. Tailgate has never been opened.

facw > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 09:57

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Well that looks too long to fit in his bed. I’m pretty sure it would fit fine in my wimpy little sedan with the trunk closed though.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > user314 08/05/2020 at 10:00

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My buddy in college used to call them “Darwin’ s miracle” because he had no idea how they made it this far by doing everything so blatantly incorrect. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E90M3 08/05/2020 at 10:05

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An E90 can easily car y 8 ft boards inside the car

user314 > facw 08/05/2020 at 10:05

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Fair point.

E90M3 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/05/2020 at 10:05

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From personal experience ?

Kiltedpadre > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 10:07

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I found a picture of him in the stands at a game.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E90M3 08/05/2020 at 10:13

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Yup. My car has made several lumber yard trips. 

sony1492 > Tekamul 08/05/2020 at 10:18

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Light paint scuffs

Svend > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 10:21

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I have no doubt that would fit inside my Superb estate. Drop the passenger side rear seat (hell, could probably get it through the ski hatch), then stick the plank (not this passenger, but the wood) between the front seats.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > facw 08/05/2020 at 10:37

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It would easily fit in my compac t sedan, much less the clapped out Altima these kind of people usually drive. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 10:37

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And he now has many paint scuffs on the side of his truck. 

Takuro Spirit > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 08/05/2020 at 12:02

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This is why you ALWAYS opt for the sliding rear window.

ttyymmnn > Kiltedpadre 08/05/2020 at 12:32

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I was just about to go looking for that picture. Maybe he needs a deerstalker.

ttyymmnn > facw 08/05/2020 at 12:46

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I saw a guy at Home Depot yesterday trying to get full sheets of plywood into his Suburban. My Honda Odyssey says, “Here, hold my beer.” Om nom nom. 

This isn’t my picture, and the van is a generation older than mine, but the results are the same. 

Kiltedpadre > ttyymmnn 08/05/2020 at 13:58

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I was trying to find one where the guy has his hat backwards and sunglasses on his shirt collar but instead of using either he had flattened out a popcorn box to block the sun. This was close enough that I decided not to put in the extra effort.

ttyymmnn > Kiltedpadre 08/05/2020 at 14:09

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Apparently, there are a lot of idiots with backwards hats.

this douchenozzle even has sunglasses.

Kiltedpadre > ttyymmnn 08/05/2020 at 14:18

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I think the first one is the guy I was looking for. If so there’s a picture from a different angle where you can see he has sunglasses tucked into the collar of his shirt.

Urambo Tauro > ttyymmnn 08/05/2020 at 21:01

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I saw a guy at Home Depot yesterday trying to get full sheets of plywood into his Suburban.

“Trying”? Man, I distinctly remember my old   squarebody Suburban could easily swallow full 4'x8' sheets so long as you folded the second row and removed the third row seats. Did that guy forget to do that, or are newer Suburbans smaller on the inside now?

ttyymmnn > Urambo Tauro 08/05/2020 at 21:10

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He hadn’t folded down any of the seats. 

Urambo Tauro > ttyymmnn 08/05/2020 at 21:16

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Well that sounds like fun lol

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > ttyymmnn 08/06/2020 at 09:20

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Wow, just...wow.

And that guy is out there driving! That scares the hell out of me!